I know that I should be against the idea of another dynastic pick for the open NY Senate seat when The Hillster moves to foggy bottom, but I like the idea of Caroline Kennedy in the US Senate. I think she will add some class to the joint. However, should the Governor prove unable to see his way clear to appoint her (don't write me nasty letters in braille) I have some other New Yorkers we could suggest:
1. Woody Allen. I understand he is very interested in children's issues (after all he married one). Plus I'd love to hear him make a speech from the well.
2. Abe Vigoda. Is he still alive? Senator Fish has a nice ring to it.
3. Senator Jerry Sienfeld. What's the deal with that CAFTA thing anyway? And isn't the Senate ultimately about nothing?
4. The Donald. At least this fucking guy could write a few checks and maybe help the budget situation. Plus his hair is no worse than that dead thing Trent Lott glued to his head for years.
5. Danny Devito. Sure he's a bit on the short side, but has anyone ever measured Babs Milkulski from my great state of Maryland? Three foot six on a good day. She played a hobbit in Lord Of The Rings.
6. Ed Koch. Obnoxious? Sure. Worse than Chuck Schumer? Not likely.
7. Nathan Lane. Why not a few show tunes during a quorum call.
8. Howard Sterns stuttering John. A walking filibuster. Next time the Republicans start something stupid, just yield the floor to John boy and watch the fun begin.
9. Joan Rivers. Sure she lives in Hollywood, but she just seems so New York in a plastic surgery Jewish mother kind of way. Could sell Senate cuff links on QVC to help the economy.
10. Regis and Kelly Rippa. The brain power of both of these morons combined doesn't come close to half of Hillary on a bad day, but you can't tell me with a straight face than Kelly Rippa is any dumber than Libby Dole ever was.
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