Dick Cheney tells a Wyoming paper, via Think Progress, that he can't understand why people don't like him:
How do you explain your low approval rating? "I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls.
Perhaps we can help the veepster out by offering a few hints:
Top Ten Reasons People Don't Like Dick Cheney:
10. Shoots his 'friends' in the face.
9. Smells of sulfur.
8. Actually I like him just fine. Now please stop the torture.
7. Cheats at scrabble. Gitmo is not a word.
6. Cloven hoof thing creeps most folks out.
5. Not into Skynrd.
4. Known to be a worse mean drunk than Brian Williams.
3. Leaves the seat up.
2. Enjoys the taste of blood.
1. Go fuck yourself.
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