Perhaps you are not aware that while media attention is focused on the trials and tribune-lations of "Rod The Fuck Wad" Blogo in Chi Town, the Bush cartel has been busy pushing all sorts of last minute regulation changes through. Here is a partial list:
Repeal of all child labor laws. The Bush view is that since the economy is fucked anyhow, those kiddies are gonna need to pitch in and help feed their families. Fourteen hours a day in the coal mine for $1.25 an hour will seem like a great gig a year from now. So shut the fuck up, and tell that snot nosed kid of yours to put a cork in it too.
Repeal of all minimum wage rules: Hey: you're lucky to have any work in this economy, so go ahead and shut the fuck up.
Elimination of any congressional oversight on domestic spying. I mean you don't have anything to hide right? So why are you acting so worried Mr. Liberal Asshole? What do you care if the NSA 'monitors' electronic communications. Are you concerned because you support terrorists, or could it have something to do with your frequent late night web visits to "Big Fat Butt Cheeks.com" that your wife doesn't know anything about? Didn't we tell you to just shut the fuck up? Hmmm?
Green light for any 'enhanced interrogation' methods that the CIA sees fit to employ. You don't honestly think anybody wants to hear you whine about 'human rights' or 'due process' now do you Mr Big Butt Cheeks? So....shut the fuck up already or we'll send you to Ballzapizstan.
Open season on hunting puppies. Why? Cheney says they taste great with a nice Merlot. You know what to do. Zip it.
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