WWJTPD ( What Would Joe The Plumber Do)

Word on the interwebs is that "Joe The Plumber" has a lawyer and is shopping a book deal. In the interest of being helpful, and for a small (18%) fee, here are some suggested political tittles:

1. Taking The Plunge: One Mans Descent Into Presidential Politics.

2. Mien Wrench. 

3. Profiles In Drain Clogs.

4. Butt Cracks, Roto Rooters, and The Social Security Mess: A Prescription For Change.

5. The Smell Of Success: How I Made 250K With Just A  Plunger and The American Dream.

6. Plunge It Deep: Hot Sex Tips From Joe The Plumber.

7. Cooking With Joe: 100 Recipes That Won't Result In A Clogged Toilet.

8. Just Tell 'Em To Fuck Off: A Regular Joe's Guide To Dealing With The Press.

9.  The Zen Of Float Valves.

10.  An Illustrated  History Of The Watergate Plumbers. (Forward  By G. Gordon Liddy).

On My Reading Table

I often have a number of books open at the same time,  here are two I highly recommend:

The World Without Us by Alan Weisman

A very cool look at what happens to mother earth if we all go away. 

Apollo's Fire by Michael Sims

A look at a "typical" day, though the eyes of science, poetry, and myth. This book is amazing!