Hate Speech

Thanks to the crack investigative work by our friends in tin hats on the right, we can now sum up what we know about 'President' Obama:

He is NOT an American. He was in fact born on a small planet in the Farakan star system and secretly smuggled in to Kenya where he forged his birth certificate from Hawaii in 1961 at the age of 3 months.

He hates America, and has quietly given the launch codes to Michael Moore, Demi Moore, and Dandy Don. Since our last best hope Sarah Palin quit..this means we are pretty much fucked and Putin will be in Denver by spring.

His 'Health Care' plan is really a a version of old Joe Stalins 1939 plan to kill old people and turn them into Soylent Green style meat patties. McDonalds is already building a huge plant outside Tulsa. Really. You can check it out.

He hates Christians and has a plan to force all of them into slave labor camps in Mexico working for Sonya Sotomayor making frilly underwear for 'wise Latina's".

He plans to tax us all at the rate of 120% and give the money to his homosexual robot overlords.

He hates white people,, White Castle, the White Sox, Barry White, White Rice, White Bread, and Snow White and at least six of her dwarfs.

He is a demon, a devil, an evil doer, and the antichrist. He is WORSE than Bill Clinton, and only Sean, Glen, Rush, and Dick Cheney stand between us and the eternal abyss.

If you believe any of the above, please call me immediately to discuss an exciting real estate opportunity in South Florida......

Glory Road

All day long the busses came. They came and came and came. Dropping off thousands upon uncounted thousands.  All these busses filled with black folks, white folks, American folks. Some of these men and women came here  long ago. Forty six years ago they came to this town. To this mall, this strip of dirt and grass and dreams. They came then to hear the good doctor call for justice to ring down from the mountains. They came today to hear justice delivered. Delivered and ringing along the marble facades and beaming millions lining this place. Justice arrived today in this town. Somewhere tonight Ms Parks remembers her journey, somewhere Dr. King is laughing with joy, somewhere even angels ride the bus. 

Bouncing Into Graceland

Last night I was doing voice over work on the Tee Vee machine, covering the arrival at Union Station of Mr Obamas kind of silly but kind of cool train trip. Once the Obamas were in their limo we went to tape, so I  grabbed my coat to run outside. I got to the plaza in front of the 'Span building just in time to join a spontaneous crowd which had formed in the bitter cold to cheer and wave as the motorcade drove by.  I've seen plenty of big shots in long black cars in this town, but this one was different. This one carried hope for a nation desperate for leadership. This one carried the promise of change, and some measure of redemption for the suffering of so many for so many years. The crowd cheered and bounced up and down trying to get a better look, and you could begin to feel the change this election has brought. I was struck by the impossibility of a crowd like this forming to cheer  Larry The Cable Guys dim witted cousin George Bush: in eight years I never saw it happen here. But something is new here in Washington. That silver train didn't just deliver a President elect to this town; it brought us the new mayor of Graceland.