Thanks to the crack investigative work by our friends in tin hats on the right, we can now sum up what we know about 'President' Obama:
He is NOT an American. He was in fact born on a small planet in the Farakan star system and secretly smuggled in to Kenya where he forged his birth certificate from Hawaii in 1961 at the age of 3 months.
He hates America, and has quietly given the launch codes to Michael Moore, Demi Moore, and Dandy Don. Since our last best hope Sarah Palin quit..this means we are pretty much fucked and Putin will be in Denver by spring.
His 'Health Care' plan is really a a version of old Joe Stalins 1939 plan to kill old people and turn them into Soylent Green style meat patties. McDonalds is already building a huge plant outside Tulsa. Really. You can check it out.
He hates Christians and has a plan to force all of them into slave labor camps in Mexico working for Sonya Sotomayor making frilly underwear for 'wise Latina's".
He plans to tax us all at the rate of 120% and give the money to his homosexual robot overlords.
He hates white people,, White Castle, the White Sox, Barry White, White Rice, White Bread, and Snow White and at least six of her dwarfs.
He is a demon, a devil, an evil doer, and the antichrist. He is WORSE than Bill Clinton, and only Sean, Glen, Rush, and Dick Cheney stand between us and the eternal abyss.
If you believe any of the above, please call me immediately to discuss an exciting real estate opportunity in South Florida......
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