Word on the interwebs is that "Joe The Plumber" has a lawyer and is shopping a book deal. In the interest of being helpful, and for a small (18%) fee, here are some suggested political tittles:
1. Taking The Plunge: One Mans Descent Into Presidential Politics.
2. Mien Wrench.
3. Profiles In Drain Clogs.
4. Butt Cracks, Roto Rooters, and The Social Security Mess: A Prescription For Change.
5. The Smell Of Success: How I Made 250K With Just A Plunger and The American Dream.
6. Plunge It Deep: Hot Sex Tips From Joe The Plumber.
7. Cooking With Joe: 100 Recipes That Won't Result In A Clogged Toilet.
8. Just Tell 'Em To Fuck Off: A Regular Joe's Guide To Dealing With The Press.
9. The Zen Of Float Valves.
10. An Illustrated History Of The Watergate Plumbers. (Forward By G. Gordon Liddy).
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