A Look Ahead.....

Some predictions for Election Day: Obama wins with about 340-350 EV's. He may lose Ohio, but win Arizona. The Dems don't quite get 60 Senate seats. Other predictions, and a timeline for Tuesday night:

6:55PM EDT: Tom Brokaw on MSNBC attempts to make a point about Mary Landrieu in Lafayette Louisiana, and a Lockheed L-1011, but instead becomes so tongue tied that Paramedics are called.

7:12PM EDT: Upstairs at the White House, George Bush sets the TiVo for SportsCenter, and pounds down his sixth Peach Daiquiri since 4 o'clock.

7:30PM EDT: Sarah Palin breaks down in tears when she learns of plans by Todd and Joe The Plumber to move in together and share a double wide in Toledo.

7:43PM EDT: Wolf Blitzer announces on CNN that he really is a "wolf' and grabs Peggy Noonan's left tit. "What do you think about that situation you little tart Huh?." leers the diminutive Blitzer before CNN switches to a test pattern.

8:01PM EDT Pat Buchanan on MSNBC tells Chris Mathews that " John McCain is a 'fucking putz' and ' unfit to carry Richard Nixon's jock strap'.

8:23PM  EDT CBS Calls the race for Obama, meanwhile in dark room somewhere in  Florida, Matt Drudge stares at a loaded 357 Magnum, and ponders "doing the right thing".

8:25PM  EDT John McCain starts trashing his condo with a 2x4. Sees Katie Couric on the TV screen and swings wildly while yelling " Die Die you commie cunt". McCain instead hits wife Cindy causing a 4 inch gash to her forehead. Paramedics are called.

8:47PM EDT Huge crowds surge into Grant Park in Chicago to celebrate Obama victory, Chicago Fire Marshal announces crowd size as " pretty god-dammed big I tell you what". William Ayers not seen.

9:14PM  EDT.  Sean Hannity calls race for McCain. Claims ACORN stole the whole thing, and in fact only Negroes really voted for Obama. Meanwhile at the White House Dick Cheney makes his way past an unconscious George Bush and proceeds to the bunker.

9:33PM EDT Joe Biden has his load on and drunk dials Hillary, tells her: 

" I've always admired your ass...."

10:02PM EDT John McCain calls Obama: " Ah fuck you punk. I concede. Now kiss my ass.." McCain then jams a hundred dollar bill in his nose and snorts $120 worth of Peruvian flake in one line while sticking phone receiver down the front of his pants. Paramedics are called.

10:18PM EDT Mushroom clouds are seen rising over Terhan. 230 feet below the East Wing Dick Cheney smiles.