Well that Sarah, oh boy eh. She sure did show 'dem media types up don't ya think. You betcha! She was spunky, and smiley and called the big tooth guy Joe. Ahh that was bonus don't ya know. And no mater what the in-tee-lect-u-all crowd says, our Sarah showed 'em that she could get through 90 minutes without having some sort of seizure or involuntary bowel movement, so I think we can all agree that counts as a win and she is ready to be El Presidente. Did ya hear how she said 'Gotcha"? That's the type of perky spunky perkiness that can fix the economy eh? Get more regular folks back to work making hockey sticks, and flipping moose burgers down at the Dairy Tastee Freeze Queen Diner Wall Mart Truck Stop Hockey Barn. That Joe fella was all fact this and figure that, and fancy college talk about foreigners that smell funny and don't speak regular English, but jabber away in garlic smelling foreign talk like Frenchy, or Mexican, or Ruskie. Well I don't much cotton to all that book learned crap-o-la, I just like straight talk about huntin and fishin and the good old U S of A. It's about time we had a somebody in warsh-ing-ton dee cee who isn't all wrapped up in "qualifications" and "knowledge" and all that stuff those media elite types use to try and trick us. Sarah's my girl you betcha. Do ya think she'll wear a toque at the Egg- Nog- Reation? Maybe she'll ride down Pennsylvania Avenue on a Moose eh? That would be Bonus!
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