If I ruled the world, here is a list of things I would require:
Anyone who wants to go on the Tee Vee talk about how Obama is not an American citizen, must wear a tin foil hat and use the phrase "walla walla" in every other sentence.
Anyone how wants to limit the sex life of a consenting adult, needs to publicly reveal any and all masturbatory fantasies they 'enjoy'. Should their fantasies revolve around goats and bicycle seats, these people must shut up forever. ( Most of them would be forced to keep quiet.)
Anyone who thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president of the USA must immediately move to Fairbanks and offer to blow the first 3 Eskimos they meet.
The next bobble head on NBC who mentions Tim Russert should be fired, and/or locked in a small overheated room with Judith Miller and a bottle of rum for 4 days.
Anyone who expects the Detroit Lions, Chicago Blackhawks, or Joe Lieberman to win anything in the next 5 years should call me ASAP about a real estate opportunity "too good to pass up".
Anyone who wants to go on the Tee Vee talk about how Obama is not an American citizen, must wear a tin foil hat and use the phrase "walla walla" in every other sentence.
Anyone how wants to limit the sex life of a consenting adult, needs to publicly reveal any and all masturbatory fantasies they 'enjoy'. Should their fantasies revolve around goats and bicycle seats, these people must shut up forever. ( Most of them would be forced to keep quiet.)
Anyone who thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president of the USA must immediately move to Fairbanks and offer to blow the first 3 Eskimos they meet.
The next bobble head on NBC who mentions Tim Russert should be fired, and/or locked in a small overheated room with Judith Miller and a bottle of rum for 4 days.
Anyone who expects the Detroit Lions, Chicago Blackhawks, or Joe Lieberman to win anything in the next 5 years should call me ASAP about a real estate opportunity "too good to pass up".
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