Monday, December 15, 2008

Six Seconds in Baghdad


1. Mohamed Harvey Oswald acted alone, firing two shoes in 6 seconds from the Baghdad Book Depository.

2. There was no second shoe-er on the Grassy sand dune.

3. At frame 462 of the Achmed El Zapzuder film you can see the shot clearly drive the Presidents head down and to the right. Down and to the right. Down and to the right.

4. Shiek Ruby of the 1000 Nights Nite Club never met Oswald.

5. The shoe was an Italian Bruno Carcano.

6. Witnesses disagree about the number of shoes, some estimating as many as 8 shoes being thrown, some thinking only one shoe and a slipper.

7. Oliver Stone might cast Joe Pesci as the Prime Minister of Iraq.

8. The Warren (Zevon) Commission will once again feature a bullshit theory by Arlen Spector called the "magic loafer theory".

9. The media will cover up the truth.

10. It would have been funnier if the guy threw a clown shoe.

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