Saturday, December 13, 2008

Hanging On The Telephone


Partial FBI Transcript:

November 23, 2008 2:24pm Phone call between GOVONOR BLAGOJEVICH and Senate Candidates 5, 6, and 7.

GB: "So what's up triple J?"

SC5: "Time to move on up from the Hizzie to the Sizzie my man Blogo"

GB: " Spare me the fucking George Jefferson song and dance junior, I can get that on the fucking tee vee, you wanna move on up to da deluxe side of town its gonna cost youse."

SC5: "Sheeeeet Blogo, jus chill the fuck out boy-eee. You know the O.G. double J is gonna do ya right..."

GB: " Hey you fuckin' tell your old man I don't need no more 'appreciation', I get plenty from that cheap motherfucker that just got his skinny ass elected. Fucking guy didn't offer a damn nickle to me. Can you fuckin' believe the balls that punk has? Huh? Look, you talk to the old man and tell him its gonna take a rising tide of about 500 large to lift this fucking boat if ya know what I mean...... hey I got another call.."

GB hangs up on SC5, and picks up another line with SC6:

GB: "MJ whats up baby?"

SC6: "OK you can have the walk on in the Haynes commercial, plus the 500 thou.."

GB: "I'm thinking the good folks of Illinois could be sayin' hello to Senator Jordan. but I gotta tell ya Mikey... 500 seems a bit light.. "

SC6: " Hang on... let me guess... did that fucker Ditka up his offer?"

GB: " 'Fraid so Mikey... gotta run. I got another call..."

GB Hangs up on SC6 and picks up another line with SC7:

GB: " Hello Coach?"

SC7: " Da Bears......"

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