I'm down here in South Carolina, and news is always a bit sketchy in Jesus City, but it seems that John McDipshit just picked Elaine to be his VP. Can that be right? Who is he gonna get for Sec Def, the Soup Nazi? George??
Update: It turns out that McFuckster did NOT pick Elaine, the actual pick is the Church Lady from Fishbait Alaska who seems to be qualified mostly because she can take cumshots for Jesus and make them into soldiers, and enjoys Moose Meat...which could be some sort of dirty GILF joke that I just don't get. I guess this lunch lady with a sniper scope is a wet dream come true to Jimmy Dobson and his ilk of low life jerk off artists, but the rest of the world is left to refrain the immortal words of Gandhi: Are you people FUCKING NUTS?????????????
Update: It turns out that McFuckster did NOT pick Elaine, the actual pick is the Church Lady from Fishbait Alaska who seems to be qualified mostly because she can take cumshots for Jesus and make them into soldiers, and enjoys Moose Meat...which could be some sort of dirty GILF joke that I just don't get. I guess this lunch lady with a sniper scope is a wet dream come true to Jimmy Dobson and his ilk of low life jerk off artists, but the rest of the world is left to refrain the immortal words of Gandhi: Are you people FUCKING NUTS?????????????
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