I have been stuck all week on a detail in the Fire Dept. recruiting tent at the county fair. Ahh the smell of goat shit and funnel cakes... yummy. Anyhow, across the midway from our area is a tent rented by a group of "christians". They seem to be made up of ten or twelve Chinese teens and one fat Spanish guy.
What they do is this: over and over and over they play the "Theme From Mission Impossible" loudly on their PA while doing a violent matrix style pantomime involving trench-coats, whips, and a couple of hot girls. Meanwhile a strobe light flashes and the oversize Spaniard preaches in barely understandable English.
After seeing this 8 hours a day for the last 4 days, I am reminded of St. Paul's famous question to the Corinthians: " What the fuck are you shit birds thinking?"
As best I can determine the theological point seems to be that God loves the Mission Impossible Theme (& strobe lights ), therefore you should find a hot China girl, confess your sins in Spanish; and give her a good spanking.
Oh I forgot one thing:
Amen.
1 comment:
You are too funny, "not a sermon, just a thought..."
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