Hey kids, you too can be a junior press spokesbot for John McCain. It's easy and fun! What's that boys and girls? You say you don't know anything about public relations, politics, or the positions of Senator McNuuty? No worries children, all you need is the handy dandy amazing one size fits all McCain decoder ring and press kit answer sheet.
Here's how it works:
Say some annoying liberal reporter asks how many homes John Boi owns. Spin the dial on yer neat-o ring and find the answer:
John McCain only had one room in Hanoi.
See how this works? Here's more:
Is it true that Johnny called his wife a "stupid cunt" in public?
John McCain dreamed of having a wife to call a" stupid cunt "for five years in his one room cell in Hanoi. Stick that in your ear and smoke it Mr & Mrs Liberal New York Times assholes.
Why is Senator McCain's campaign run by lobbyists?
John McCain didn't have anyone lobbying for a bigger room to dream in when he spent five years as a POW now did he Mr Liberal reporter shitheel?
Why did John McCain oppose the MLK holiday for so many years?
They didn't have any MLK holidays in Hanoi now did they you stupid commie cunt?
See how easy it is kids? And when John McNasty wins this November you can take the act to the White House press room!
Here's how it works:
Say some annoying liberal reporter asks how many homes John Boi owns. Spin the dial on yer neat-o ring and find the answer:
John McCain only had one room in Hanoi.
See how this works? Here's more:
Is it true that Johnny called his wife a "stupid cunt" in public?
John McCain dreamed of having a wife to call a" stupid cunt "for five years in his one room cell in Hanoi. Stick that in your ear and smoke it Mr & Mrs Liberal New York Times assholes.
Why is Senator McCain's campaign run by lobbyists?
John McCain didn't have anyone lobbying for a bigger room to dream in when he spent five years as a POW now did he Mr Liberal reporter shitheel?
Why did John McCain oppose the MLK holiday for so many years?
They didn't have any MLK holidays in Hanoi now did they you stupid commie cunt?
See how easy it is kids? And when John McNasty wins this November you can take the act to the White House press room!
1 comment:
Sounds remotely like a SNL skit.
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