Here's an inside the beltway ice cream scoop from your faithful despondent corespondent:
I know who John Boy will pick for his veepster. No, not Mittens Romney, not Joe " The Weasel" UberLiberman; not even Bobby "Wombat" Jindall of the French Quarter. No Johny McFuckstick is going with a tried and tested friend of the wingers: his buddy Pervez Musharraf.
Lets go to the tale of the tape:
He has a strong military background, and knows world leaders. He knows a thing or two about packing a court, and he certainly knows how to get troublesome opponents to shut the fuck up once and for all. (Isn't that right Ms Butto?) (Ms Butto? Hello? I guess she's away from her desk...)
Lets face it, the dude looks good in uniform (Picture a photo op on the flight deck with Pervo in a Gilbert & Sullivan Admirals suit instead of the Armadillo in his trousers flying costume worn by shit for brains).
I know who John Boy will pick for his veepster. No, not Mittens Romney, not Joe " The Weasel" UberLiberman; not even Bobby "Wombat" Jindall of the French Quarter. No Johny McFuckstick is going with a tried and tested friend of the wingers: his buddy Pervez Musharraf.
Lets go to the tale of the tape:
He has a strong military background, and knows world leaders. He knows a thing or two about packing a court, and he certainly knows how to get troublesome opponents to shut the fuck up once and for all. (Isn't that right Ms Butto?) (Ms Butto? Hello? I guess she's away from her desk...)
Lets face it, the dude looks good in uniform (Picture a photo op on the flight deck with Pervo in a Gilbert & Sullivan Admirals suit instead of the Armadillo in his trousers flying costume worn by shit for brains).
Plus, Pervy might just be willing to trade good old OBL's private email address in exchange for asylum and a comfy gig holed up in Dickies old bunker at the Naval Observatory.
McCain/ Musharraf 2008
Vote For Them Or Else!
McCain/ Musharraf 2008
Vote For Them Or Else!
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