Using ALL my finely honed political instincts, and a fair dose of good old fashioned pulling stuff outta my ass.... here are my predictions for Thursday in Iowa:
Dems:
The college kids stay in their dorms doing bong hits while pissed off hicks with big medical bills show up: Result Edwards/Hillary in a squeaker at the top with come from nowhere Biden and Obama vying for 3rd. Bill Richardson gets nasty with Chris Mathews after a two day Tequila bender.
Repubs:
Right wing wackjobs have church buses, I'm not so sure that Mormons do. Huckster eeks one out over Willard. Fred Thompson goes on rampage at mall in Council Bluffs, takes Cinabon chick hostage for two hours.
Independents:
Mike Bloomberg still "thinking it over' and BTW didn't you just love him as Hyman Roth in the Godfather.
"What I am saying is, we have now what we have always needed, real partnership with the government.."
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