Time for a quick lookie loo at the R's
1. Willard Mitt Romney: It's no accident that moron, and Mormon are almost the same word. He won in Michigan, my home state. BFD. Willard's dad was the Gov back in the day plus that crazy old hoot John McCain told a bunch of laid off autoworkers that they were fucked for life. Bear in mind that before Willard's daddy was the Gov, he ran American Motors. Home of the Rambler. Yikes..if you've ever seen a Rambler you wouldn't want anybody with that DNA near the oval office.
1. Willard Mitt Romney: It's no accident that moron, and Mormon are almost the same word. He won in Michigan, my home state. BFD. Willard's dad was the Gov back in the day plus that crazy old hoot John McCain told a bunch of laid off autoworkers that they were fucked for life. Bear in mind that before Willard's daddy was the Gov, he ran American Motors. Home of the Rambler. Yikes..if you've ever seen a Rambler you wouldn't want anybody with that DNA near the oval office.
2. John McCain: American hero. Senile. Crazier than Jim Stockdale ever was, and we didn't give the old admiral the time of day did we? Sometimes I can't figure out if McCain is trying to channel Rambo or Frank Rizzo in his tough talk about the mid east. Straight Talk Express to Hell if this dipshit gets his hands on the nuke button.
3. Mike Huckabee: The Huckster has been lambasted previously in this blog, but let's review: Right wing "Christian" nut job who wants to amend the constitution to add some "biblical" shit. What the fuck??? That should be enough right there to stop anyone from ever mentioning the name of the Huckman again. What would Jesus do here? Well I don't presume to know the mind of Christ, but I'm pretty sure He would tell you that this Huck fellow IS FUCKING NUTS!
4. Ron Paul: So batshit insane he makes that other nutty dweezil from Texas,Ross Perot, look like Sigmund Freud. Increase the Lithium dose on this fucker.
5. Rudy: Pure evil. Lucifer. Really, no shit, he's the fucking devil. I mean it. El Diablo in a red dress. When he shook my hand I had to soak it in Holy Water for a day and a half before the pentagram disappeared.
6. Mike Bloomberg. A stupid rich c#@t from New York. I thought we already had one of those in the race.
7. Fred Thompson: Look up the word 'shitheel' and you see Freds fat mug. Makes Willard look like Albert Einstein. Has done for politics what pantyhose did for fingerfucking.
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