"She said she was working for the ABC news, it was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use..."

I was able to catch most of Al Gores Nobel speech today. Very strong stuff, wonderful honor for the best American statesman of my generation. Where was the story on the ABC Tee Vee News? Buried 4th or 5th.  Did they use any of his speech? Nope, just b-roll baby, just b-roll. Planet about to implode you say Al? Really... how fascinating. 

Now if you'll excuse me Mr er umm Gork is it? Oh Gore yes of course..so sorry I have a cold you know. Anyhow you see the thing is well  it's very nice you won some sort of Swiss watch or cheese or whatever, but we have a story on a Church Shooting. Holy Jumping Fucking Jesus Almighty if that don't make the ratings needle schwing like Larry Craig in stall number three then I don't know what the fuck will. A God Damn Genuine Fucking Double Ass  Church Shooting hooo weeeee..thank you Jesus... umm what did you say your name was again? Gorp? Garp? Linda ..get Mr. Gerp here a key chain will you sweetie...