We took the fire trucks out tonight on a "Menorah Run". That's where we drive around various neighborhoods and stop to pass out candy. Some of the guys rigged a large Menorah to the front of the wagon, which actually looked kind of cool. Being the Catholic boy that I am, I made the mistake of asking the Rabi's 10 year old kid to explain Hanukkah. . The little putz gave me a two hour dissertation on the Greeks and the Maccabees and the and the Hippy-Dippy-ites and the Sodomites, yada yada yada ......just to prove that he was smarter than me. Fucking putz with a hat that kid. Although he did explain that the music the Rabbi was playing on his Boom Box was a Yeshiva boys choir. I thought it was Alvin and the Chipmunks singing in Hebrew. Come to think of it, maybe it WAS Alvin and Chipmunks... the kid could have been lying to the goyim.
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