The Trouble With Church Mice, & You Might Be A Rocker If...

I noticed the other day that I seem to spend too much time in the company of Church Mice. The squeaky men and women who never really did anything much exciting. They are easily offended, don't like cussing, and I never feel allowed to be myself around them.  There were a few at C-SPAN and there are a few working for the county. What a bunch of pussys.

Anyhow, with a tip of the hat to Jeff Foxworthy; you might be a Rock&Roller if:

You've ever sent a limo to pick up pizzas.

You've ever dated a woman named Clitoria.

You know what it means to be blinded by a Super Trouper.

You've ever been hit in the face by a guitar neck, or zapped onstage by a mic short.

You ever needed a roadie to help get your leathers off after a gig.

You've ever used more hairspray than your wife.

You thought Spinal Tap "got it just about right".