The Hucksters New Xmas Commerical: Google Video
Well I guess that settles it. The Huckmiester loves Jesus MORE THAN THE REST OF THOSE TOOLS OF SATAN. Therefore I , you, we, all of us great and small must vote for the Huck. In case you are stupid or Jewish or something let me explain it: Jesus is GOD. It kind of almost says so somewhere in a book written in Greek from a misunderstood Hebrew oral tradition. Oh and by the way the book is a couple thousand years old, and Mr. Jesus himself never made such a claim..but never you mind the theological fine points. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS That Jesus H. Christ Almighty Himself says that the Huckster is the man for you. How do we know this???? Because the Huck-a-lucker says so, well not in so many words (that would be gauche); but he IMPLIES it. Huck LOVES LOVES LOVES the J man. LOVES him more than you Bucky. Therefore oh worthless sons of men, bow down before the one you serve and prepare to get what you deserve saith the Huckerite. Let me sum up my view: Mike Hucabee is to great leaders as Thomas Kinkade is to fine art. And I strongly suspect that the Huck-a-doodle-doo voter is likely a Kinkade owner or at least thinks old Tommy the K is an artistic genius. Yikes. There still ain't no cure for stupid.
Well I guess that settles it. The Huckmiester loves Jesus MORE THAN THE REST OF THOSE TOOLS OF SATAN. Therefore I , you, we, all of us great and small must vote for the Huck. In case you are stupid or Jewish or something let me explain it: Jesus is GOD. It kind of almost says so somewhere in a book written in Greek from a misunderstood Hebrew oral tradition. Oh and by the way the book is a couple thousand years old, and Mr. Jesus himself never made such a claim..but never you mind the theological fine points. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS That Jesus H. Christ Almighty Himself says that the Huckster is the man for you. How do we know this???? Because the Huck-a-lucker says so, well not in so many words (that would be gauche); but he IMPLIES it. Huck LOVES LOVES LOVES the J man. LOVES him more than you Bucky. Therefore oh worthless sons of men, bow down before the one you serve and prepare to get what you deserve saith the Huckerite. Let me sum up my view: Mike Hucabee is to great leaders as Thomas Kinkade is to fine art. And I strongly suspect that the Huck-a-doodle-doo voter is likely a Kinkade owner or at least thinks old Tommy the K is an artistic genius. Yikes. There still ain't no cure for stupid.
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