Video Green Screen:
Candidate digitally inserted into 1950's black and white "Leave It To Beaver" living room.
Audio:
Hi, I'm Willard Hillarude McHuckabama, and I approve this message. I know you need to hear me say the following to feel comfortable voting for me so listen up:
If elected president, I will seek out and rely on the advice of an invisible non human entity who no one has ever seen, and who displays an unusual preoccupation with the manner and circumstances of your ejaculations.
This unseen entity and his preoccupation with how, where, with whom, and how frequently people ejaculate; will serve as the basis for my social policies.
Further, I will base my science decisions on an incomplete understanding of ancient literature written about the invisible dude.
If and when I believe I am hearing the voice of the guy from another dimension, I will attack other counties and kill hundreds of thousands just like President Bush.
I hope our little chat has helped put your minds at ease. Thanks, and God Bless America.
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