I'm not sure I have my head around the notion of blue suited lawyers fighting cops with tear gas in the streets of Pakistan. I flashed back to Chicago in '68, but instead of Abbie Hoffman, there was Ballsac Teabag doing brave battle with the forces of repression. I also note today how those living embodiments of Profiles In Courage: (otherwise known as the Democratic leadership of the House of Representatives) gave Dennis Kucinich NO FUCKING SUPPORT on his impeach Cheney motion.
What do these two things have in common you ask grasshopper? Pour yourself a tall glass of Lunch-O-Lean and I will tell you.
A. The Dems strategy is clear: they are SO DAMN SURE that the math all goes thier way for big gains in the Senate and a cake walk to the White House next November that they will do NOTHING to give the R's any cause for a counter attack. It's "don't rock the boat" to victory in '08. While I agree with Napoleons maxim that " when your enemy is destroying himself, do not interfere...” I think the D's are making a critical mistake, and in the process our danger is great.
Here is how that may come to pass my little snowflakes:
B. Bushie uses the Secret Squirrel Cheney/Musharraf /Seven Days In May Game Plan. Something kind of big goes boom boom in say, Charleston SC. Bad juju all around...and while me and my buddies are hauling ass down I-95 in an EMS task force.... George AKA Michael Corleone, settles all scores on one day. Bye Bye Tehran. A state of emergency then exists in this county, marshal law is declared, elections are POSTPONED.. And for some reason the only news you can get on TV is FOX.
Oh I hear you lotus blossom.... you say: " Excuse me oh wise one, but are you out of your entire fucking mind??"
I shall answer simply: " Don't ask me. Call my lawyer: Ballsac Teabag in Karachi...."
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Wasn't that the scenario (sort of) that I laid out. What I want to know is why does everyone pick on po' litte Charleston?
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