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JACKSON, Ohio — Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Nathan Beavers, 18, was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.
Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.
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JACKSON, Ohio — Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Nathan Beavers, 18, was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.
Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.
With this in mind, here are some more headlines we are likley to see:
Five Year Old Guns Down Sister After She Calls Him "Poopy Head".
Toddler Opens Fire After Mom Sends Him To "Time Out".
Pre Schooler Defends Shooting Rampage: " Big Purple Dinosour Told Me To Kill".
Kindergarten Killer Blows Away Mall Santa: "He Didn't Bring Me A Wi".
Dick Cheney Shoot Another Guy In The Face " Ah Fuck 'Em".
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