In an attempt to be helpful, I offer the following handy dandy guide to the R's position on several other important issues:
1. You're losing your house to foreclosure. R's response: " Blow me".
2. You're kid is sick and you don't have insurance. " Boo fucking hoo asshole".
3. Your son or daughter was killed in Iraq. " Shit happens.."
4. You're an unwed mother with no income. " Suck dick next time".
5. You're in a stall at the airport next to Larry Craig. " Blow me".
To be even more helpful, let me offer a short "field guide" to help you ID some of the Republicans you may see on the Tee Vee making the above points.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY): Short white guy with look on his face like he has a 12 inch spiked electric dildo up his ass. (The KY after his name is the lube not the state.)
Senator David Vitter (R-LA) Tall white guy in a diaper with a New Orleans hooker sitting on his face. Really. I am not making this shit up. Honest.
Senator John Ensign (R-NV) White haired white guy with a twat hair stuck between his two front teeth. His folks will pay for the dental cleaning and tip his mistress 65K. Makes Mark Sanford look like Mary Poppins.
Minority Leader in the House John Boehner (R-OH). Look, the guys name is Boner. B O N E R. I don't care how he says it. It's pronounced boner. As in dick. As in penis. As in fuckstick. 'Nuff said.
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) So crazy even John Ensign wouldn't fuck her. That's saying something.
Last but very much least we come to Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY). Former ball player. One school of though thinks he wore his jock too tight. Another holds that he got hit the head several hundred times by line drives because he was too stupid to duck. This guy is so bad that about all we can say is that he makes the rest of these bozos look like Jefferson and Lincoln. And oh..If you think my remarks are unfair..... Tough shit.
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