Oh Baby Just You Shut You Mouth (Continued)

They are back again. The whacky Church Of The Holy Strobe Light boys and girls at the county fair. Once again they are set up in a tent across from our 'Safety Village" with their China Girl pantomime of whips and matrix costumes, and poses to the tune of Mission Impossible. I think it"s more like "Comprehension Impossible" ...but maybe that's just me. They have a sign that says something about the battle between God and Satan. Kind of like "Paradise Lost' if Milton had been a Chinese teenager who liked to jack off to black and white pictures of Barbara Bain.

Anyway.... they were back at it with endless repeats of the same weird skit..... until today; when the whole troupe of 20 - 30 of them made their way en masse over to our Moon Bounce, only to be disappointed that this 'ride' is only for little kids....not sexy China Dolls involved in heavy spiritual warfare on behalf of the IMF team. I was kinda hoping to see 'em bounce if you know what I mean.. although I'm sure this thought was planted in my brain by Satan.

Later on I wandered down to the food stand (next to the "Goat Barn") to get a hot dog. It turns out that the stand is run by some Methodists from Bethesda, whose idea of customer service consisted of refusing to give my friend her receipt, and insisting that her small coke was in fact a large one. I asked if they expected her to multiply the loaves and colas..but they didn't seem to find that funny at all. Bethesda Methodists are not generally known for their sense of humor. Next time I'm hungry I think I'll just follow the boys and girls from the Hanky Spanky Matrix Church. I don't know if I'll find a good hot dog, but I bet they know where to get some great pics of Barbara Bain.......