Stupid Facebook Lists

Fuck It List

x) Been pulled over while drunk on your ass (extra credit if also "holding").
(x) Woke up with someone you don't remember meeting.
(x) Told the boss to "suck my dick" or "kiss my sweet ass".
(x) Were too drunk to fuck.
(x) Too drunk to fish.
(x) Lost your car for greater than an hour. (Extra points if greater than 24).
(x) Slept on the front lawn. ( In Detroit ) ( In February).
(x) Got lost looking for the bathroom. ( Extra points if you woke up mom or dad to ask directions.)
(x) Decided that all day Green Acres marathon more important than work.
(x) Pissed in a sink.( Extra credit if you didn't move the dishes).
(x) Slept your way to the top. (Extra points if you slept your way to the middle).
(x) Faked cancer scare to avoid sales meeting.
(x) Hit on ( not by, but on) a member of the clergy. (Extra points if heterosexual).
(x) Tried to go mano a mano with your dad after 2am.
(x) Got kicked out of the house after 2am.
(x) Got kicked out of church.
(x) Kicked out of the demolition derby for being "too loud".
(x) Hookers involved in bachelor party. ( Extra credit if involved in wedding).
(x) Lied on a stupid FB list.
(x) Invaded a country for no good reason.