I don't know how much more I can watch of these insane Republicans screeching about tax cuts instead of acting on a spending bill. Tax cuts? Are you guys really fucking serious? What good does a tax cut do a man without a job? Duh...... And speaking of insane, I heard some douche bag wall street guy on the tee vee talking about how 500K is chump change. Well I tell you what Sparky, I'll do the job for half that. There is no way, no matter how much gin I drank, that I could fuck up the economy more than these fuck sticks. And picking stocks? I would use the Kennedy method. That's where I paint NASDAQ symbols on trees and fire hydrants in the neighborhood, and whichever ones my dog Kennedy pees on, I buy. I am quite sure I will average at least the same growth rate as my 401K has last year.
So here's my idea, how about we combine the ultimate in reality TV and 'shovel ready' projects, by chaining a bunch of these Banker cocksuckers together and making them dig ditches in the hot sun in say,,,, oh Arizona. Folks at home could bet on which fat shit bird will keel over first. But just to make it fair, the last one standing can get their "bonus" that year. And we could call the show: " Scum Bag Millionaire" I gotta get ABC on the line.
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