Well well well...Young Mr Spitzer "blew" 80 grand on whores. Sheesh Eliot didn't you read the memo? Republicans fuck hookers, Dems boink the interns. What is it about politics that attracts such moral reprobates as Larry Craig, Dave Vitter, Condi Rice and now the Spitz-man.
Er Umm.....did I just imply that Sec State Condo Sleeze Ah Vice might have some dirty laundry? Whoops..my bad. I'm sure she never turned a trick in her life. Unless you consider representing George and Dick to the world a form of whoring. Which come to think...it fucking is!
The whole vile bunch are a parliament of whores (in P.J. O'Rourkes phrase). The only folks that seem to be doing an honest days work are the working girls themselves. At least they know what they're being paid for. Oh, and speaking of getting screwed....if there is anyone out there who doesn't think that nut bag on the Oblivion Express Republican nominee John Boy was banging the blonde lobby-slut...... well, Eliot Spitzer wants to know if you'd mind reserving a room under your name for him at the Mayflower.
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At least the DEMS only get busted for hetero sex and not for gay sex in Airport bathrooms or with male Congressional Pages.
And in related news, got this as an e-mail
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend the money at Wal-Mart, it will all go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
If we purchase electronic gadgets it will all go to Taiwan or Malayasia.
We need to keep that money at home to strengthen our economy here, so the best way to spend it is for prostitutes and beer, the only truly functional businesses still in the US.
My name is Elliot Spitzer and I approved this ad...
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