If St. Matthew Was A Bushie

The Gospel According To George Bush

For I was Hungry, and you gave me food riots.

I was thirsty, and you diverted my water.

I was a stranger, and you deported me.

I was naked, and you mocked me.

I was sick, and you told me it was a pre existing condition.

I was in prison and you suspended Habeas Corpus.

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into the eternal fire which is prepared for the devil and his angels.....