Who Is To Blame For Partly Cloudy?

 I saw a clip tonight of that fat scowling freak John Haggee blaming Hurricane Katrina on gays. This made me wonder who we should blame for other weather phenomenon. If it's too cold, is that the fault of the adulterers? What if it's just a little on the hot side? Blame the chronic masturbators of course. Thunderstorms a problem? It's the Jews. Hail stones the size of canned hams? Fucking Catholics.  Three feet of snow in your drive way? Must be those God Damn lesbians going at it again. 

I fail to see how this level of insane "theology" is any bit more advanced than the notion of sacrificing virgins into the Volcano to appease the angry 'Gods' , and cause the crops to grow. I know the fundie right wing scum bags hate pagans, but their belief system is pagan at the core.

Plus ...why do all those southern nut job preachers look like fat versions of George Wallace?