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Ran another medic alert button call Sunday AM about 0730. 87 YOF did a vasovagal on the loo over night, and spent several hours naked on the bathroom floor pushing the stupid panic button on her neck chain. Somehow the alarm didn't reach the company until day side. She was in pretty good shape all things considered, maybe a rib FX. Worried when I moved the towel to examine her ribs that I was seeing her naked. when the day comes I get my ya yas looking at 87 year old tits, just shoot me. ( Unless I'm 88).
We ran one a week or so ago, some wacky Chinese guy who's 90 YO mom fell in the loo, and he spent from 2300 the night before until 0800 that AM arguing with her over if they should call 911.. all while she lay on the floor in great pain from a hip FX, and became dehydrated. When we rolled up, the weirdo son met us on the stoop with his moms purse strapped around his neck. What a fucking moron!
( See St. James 1st Rule of EMS).
Ran another medic alert button call Sunday AM about 0730. 87 YOF did a vasovagal on the loo over night, and spent several hours naked on the bathroom floor pushing the stupid panic button on her neck chain. Somehow the alarm didn't reach the company until day side. She was in pretty good shape all things considered, maybe a rib FX. Worried when I moved the towel to examine her ribs that I was seeing her naked. when the day comes I get my ya yas looking at 87 year old tits, just shoot me. ( Unless I'm 88).
We ran one a week or so ago, some wacky Chinese guy who's 90 YO mom fell in the loo, and he spent from 2300 the night before until 0800 that AM arguing with her over if they should call 911.. all while she lay on the floor in great pain from a hip FX, and became dehydrated. When we rolled up, the weirdo son met us on the stoop with his moms purse strapped around his neck. What a fucking moron!
( See St. James 1st Rule of EMS).
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