Since "Our Lady Of The North" won't go away, I thought I would save you some valuable Tee Vee time, and allow you to construct your own "Sarah-Graph All Purpose Answer" without the pain and trouble of watching Gov. Nan-Nookie prattle on.
Well yah know in ( a. this great nation ) (b. the great state of Alaska) ( c. Todd's pants. ) the American people of this nation ( a. want) ( b. don't want) (c. don't give a rats ass about ) the total meltdown of ( a. our great economical system) ( b. Todd's snow machine) (c. my credibility); which as yah know is caused by (a. the media filter) (b. Joe The Plumber) and
(a. a yeast infection) (b. Moose farts) which is the very thing in this great nation that make people such as myself (a. try and cash in while we can) (b. hate Katie Couric) (c. want to get the fuck out of Wasilla). Therefore my fellow (a. Americans) (b. Alaskans) (c. gold diggers) let us agree in this great economy and nation of persons such as ourselves, that the only thing we have to fear is (a. fear itself) (b' Todd on a 3 day scotch and blow bender) (c. me anywhere within 50 yards of the nuclear launch codes). You betcha!
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