Dream Team

According to the Tee Vee Machine, The Obama is busy picking his cabinet team. Maybe it was the cheap Aussie Merlot working on me, but I had a dream last night of what his posse could look like:

Sec State: Tony Soprano. Imagine that little shit Imadinnerjacket in Iran when Tony, Paulie Walnuts, and Big Pussy walk in to 'negotiate'. While Puss and Paulie hold him in a headlock, Tony demands he tell us "where the fucking nukes are". That's what I call 'using diplomacy'.

Sec Treasury: Bob Barker. After all in this time of inflation/deflation cycles, we need someone who understands the right price for things. Plus how could Bob fuck things up any worse than the last guy?

Sec Transportation: Oprah. She could just give everybody a car. "You get a car, and you get a car!!"

Sec Defense: Clint Eastwood. Honestly, do you really want to fuck with Clint?

Sec Education: Big Bird. Actually Count Chocula or just about any Muppet will do. At least kids learn how to read from these puppets; which is more than we can say for the assholes who've been running our school systems lately.

FDA: Rachael Ray. I was gonna say Emeril, but I think Rachael is hot, so fuck him.

CIA: Lets see, we need someone very sneaky, a good liar, always sticking his nose in other peoples business, no moral qualms about getting people to talk...... Hey, I know... Dick Cheney will be available after January.

NASA: Joe Lieberman. Seriously. We could send him to the space station. And leave him there.