The Gift That Keeps On Giving..... Continued

From HuffPo:

Since her selection as John McCain's running mate, the Republican National Committee spent more than $150,000 on clothing and make-up for Gov. Sarah Palin, her husband, and even her infant son, it was reported on Tuesday evening.

That entertaining scoop -- which came by way of Politico -- sent almost immediate reverberations through the presidential race. A statement from McCain headquarters released hours after the article bemoaned the triviality of the whole affair.

"With all of the important issues facing the country right now, it's remarkable that we're spending time talking about pantsuits and blouses," said spokesperson Tracey Schmitt. "It was always the intent that the clothing go to a charitable purpose after the campaign."

But even the most timid of Democrats are unlikely to heed this call for civility. For starters, the story has the potential to dampen enthusiasm among GOP activists and donors at a critical point in the presidential race. It also creates a huge PR headache for the McCain ticket as it seeks to make inroads among voters worried about the current economic crisis.

Mainly, however, Democrats (in this scenario) are not prone to forgiveness. After all, it was during this same campaign cycle that Republicans belittled the $400 haircut that former Sen. John Edwards had paid for with his own campaign money (the funds were later reimbursed). And yet, the comparison to that once-dominant news story is hardly close: if Edwards had gotten one of his legendary haircuts every singe week, it would still take him 7.2 years to spend what Palin has spent. Palin has received the equivalent of $2,500 in clothes per day from places such as Saks Fifth Avenue (where RNC expenditures totaled nearly $50,000) and Neiman Marcus (where the governor had a $75,000 spree).

Robo Calls???

So if you pick up the phone and hear a metallic voice saying something about 

" Danger Danger Will Robinson" it's probably this guy:

On the other hand if the voice says something like: "Danger Danger Will Ayers...." it's this fucking guy here:

Share The Wealth?

So what sort of low down lame ass commie liberal pussy terrorist scumbag anti- American fuckstick would dare propose "sharing the wealth"? It's good to see the JohnBot call out that uppity punk for saying anything so outlandish. 

"Then Jesus beholding him loved him, and said unto him, One thing thou lackest: go thy way, sell whatsoever thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, take up the cross, and follow me."

Top 10 Paths To Mc Victory

As the 'days dwindle down to these precious few' before the big erection, er election; let's consider what McPalin would have to do to win this thing.

1. John buys everyones house at whatever asking price they have in mind.

2. Sarah offers to blow any remaining undecided voters.

3. Osama Bin Hidin'  decides to turn himself in to Bill Kristol live on Fox News.

4. The Obama suddenly starts dressing like Flavor Flav.

5. Joe Biden is arrested for jerking off in his car outside an elementary school.

6. The Obama is run over by an out of control hit and run Zamboni driven by what witnesses describe as " a pit bull with lipstick'.

7. Joe The Plumber invents a pollution free, insanely cheap source of energy that also tastes like chocolate with zero calories, and makes your dick bigger.

8. John shoots Dick Cheney in the face while aiming at wolves from a helicopter.

9. Sarah has a series of 'wardrobe malfunctions' on live Tee Vee.

10 The Obama says: "Fuck this shit. I quit"

All Aboard The Crazy Train

In the EMS biz we run a lot of calls dispatched on the radio as “a non violent M.O.". This stands for a not yet violent mental observation call or in the vernacular a 'whack job' in need of a one way ticket on the disoriented express. Watching John McCain’s expressions, and listening to his disjointed out of sync responses last night, I was tempted to place a call to the Hempstead NY 911 center and report an 'unresponsive elderly male with a decreased level of consciousness".

I think it's fair to say at this point that the McJohnny campaign is on life support, and barring something truly weird (like the Obama being caught sodomizing Gary Coleman while they were both dressed as Girl Scouts) I don't see a path for McGramps to make it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave without a visitors pass.

That being said; I expect massive attempts at cheating and fraud on the part of the not so happy 'R''s, and I would not fall over in a Blanche Dubois faint if Osama Been Hiding is suddenly "found" running a dirty book store in the Bronx, and is taken into custody by Todd Palin after Sarah beats him into submission with a deluxe battery powered roto rooter 12 inch dildo. All of which of course will be captured on tape by Geraldo with a mini cam hidden in his pants. I don't think even that will win the election for John John, but it sure as shit ought to beat out any thing HBO puts up there for an Emmy next year.

A Nation Turns It's Lonely Eyes To Joe The Plumber

Debate # 3 just ended. 

Quick ReAx:

 If we were drinking every-time this dip shit plumber from Toledo came up we would all be hammered.

What the fuck is wrong with John McCains skin? It seems to move in weird ways not connected to his face. Yuck.

Bob Scheifer is the oldest man in America. Really. You could google it.

John McCain kept interrupting with weird jokes and stuff that made no fucking sense. That ought to help counter the idea that he's old and erratic and a crazy grand pa that should be in a home. Ya think?

Obama was Ali again, left jab, left jab, clench, then wham with the right. 

John McCain is nasty, and makes funny faces. I wouldn't let my kid get on the school bus if he was the driver.

John is done. Fini. Fork in time. As Dandy Don once sang " turn out the lights the party's over".

One last thing. One last time. Fuck you John.

Darkness On The Edge Of Town

Conservatives are all too fond of quoting the late not so great Ronald Regan at the drop of a Sarah Palin hairpin these days; so I thought it might be interesting to contrast the Gipster's shopworn but effective 'City On A Hill" and "Morning in America" meme with McNasty's all fear all the time campaign.

In Ronnies simple view America was that alabaster metropolis calling the great unwashed ( though not Mexican) masses to our cause if not our shores. In John and Sarahs world the city is Chicago, hog butcher to the world of Willaim Ayers and teeming with dark corners, and dark faces scaring the white folk back home in Tulsa.

Sid and Nancy, er I mean Ron and Nancy were all about "just say no" John and his moose pie honey bunch are more about " just say kill him!"

My considered advice to John in tonight's debate is to channel David Byrne. That's right, start with the 'big suit', which will work with Johns limited arm range perfectly. Next answer every question with a Talking Heads quote.
Eg: "Senator McCain can you describe your economic policy?"
McCain: " You may ask yourself, where did I get this beautiful house, and you may ask yourself where did I get this beautiful wife..." Accompany this with the requisite arm waving and gestures, and I guarantee the Obama will be thrown off his game. Crazy? You bet. Pycho even? Well all I can say is: fa fa fa faf,fah fa fafafa fah.....