As the 'days dwindle down to these precious few' before the big erection, er election; let's consider what McPalin would have to do to win this thing.
1. John buys everyones house at whatever asking price they have in mind.
2. Sarah offers to blow any remaining undecided voters.
3. Osama Bin Hidin' decides to turn himself in to Bill Kristol live on Fox News.
4. The Obama suddenly starts dressing like Flavor Flav.
5. Joe Biden is arrested for jerking off in his car outside an elementary school.
6. The Obama is run over by an out of control hit and run Zamboni driven by what witnesses describe as " a pit bull with lipstick'.
7. Joe The Plumber invents a pollution free, insanely cheap source of energy that also tastes like chocolate with zero calories, and makes your dick bigger.
8. John shoots Dick Cheney in the face while aiming at wolves from a helicopter.
9. Sarah has a series of 'wardrobe malfunctions' on live Tee Vee.
10 The Obama says: "Fuck this shit. I quit"
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