Amazing events in Iran... these folks are very brave, and they remind me that we had two stolen elections in a row in this country and no one took to the streets... most Americans never even noticed. Anyway, in the interest of moving the story forward, here is a brief primer on Iranian politics:
Iran's election is between two main candidates:
The incumbent Mr. Imadinnerjacket best known for dressing like a parking lot attendant and acting like a complete fucking nutbag.
Other dude with a beard who smiles a lot. Iranians seem to think his wife is hot. Americans would only think so if they had not seen a woman for 26 years.
Supreme Leader, Grand Poobah, HAIC ( Head Ayatollah In Charge) : Whacky 'black hatter' with ZZ top beard and big nerd glasses. Think crazy grandpa with nukes.
Council Of Experts: Picks the supreme leader. Membership unclear, but rumored to include Paula Abdul.
Lesser know players:
The Commissioner: Person you must obtain express written permission from.
Council of Wankers: In charge of NHL playoff schedule.
Ayatollah of Rock & Rollah: The potted plant of the flower power generation. Dr. Rockenstien. Big Daddy... Whoops I'm sorry I thought I was back at WRIF.....
Department Of Official Slogans: Responsible for coming up with 'Death To_______" slogan of the day.
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