10. Colonel Mustard in the den with a candlestick.
9. A sudden onset eating disorder.
8. Cancer. It's always cancer isn't it?
7. Didn't Arthur Bremer get released last month?
6. Global Warming.
5. Suicide. Not a bomber, just suicide.
4. Anybody seen Mark David Chapman lately? I'm just asking.
3. After all it was you and me....
2. Dick Cheney was duck hunting nearby.
1. Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
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